SuperSpazzy

Shortest horror story: "Dude. Where did the spider go?"

i hope you fall in love with someone who makes you question why you ever thought you would be better off alone

When the past calls
let it go to voicemaiL.
it has nothing nEw to say.

Because I'm not the kind of girl guys fall in love with

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Me: A teacher

My mother taught me this trick: if you repeat something over and over again, it loses its meaning. Our lives, she said, are the same way. You watch the sunset too often, and it just becomes 6 PM. You make the same mistakes over and over, you'll stop calling it a mistake. If you just wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, one day you'll forget why. Nothing is forever, she said.

do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned?

Here’s to the crazy ones.
The misfits.
The rebels.
The troublemakers.
The round pegs in the square holes.
The ones who see things differently.
They’re not fond of rules.
And they have no respect for the status quo.
You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them.
About the only thing you can’t do is ignore them.
Because they change things.
They push the human race forward.
And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius.
Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. - Apple Inc.