A boy liked a girl.
He followed her everywhere she went. One day, the girl noticed.
Girl: Why do you keep
following me?
Boy: Because you’re
so pretty and I think I’m falling in
love
with you.
Girl: Really?
But you haven’t met my friend yet.
She’s prettier than me and she’s right behind
you.
The
boy turned around, but there was
no one behind him.
Boy: Are
you making fun of me? There’s nobody there.
Girl: No, but if
you really loved me, you wouldn’t have
even bothered to look back.
not
mine.