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Reach for the moon; even if you miss you'll land among the stars.

 

Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes 

and someone asks for 2, how many do you

have left?


Me: 10


Teacher: If somebody forcibly takes 2 of

the cakes, how many would you have left

then?


Me: 10 and a dead body.
 

*At the eye doctor trying on glasses*
 

Me: but moooommmm these ones make me look like a nerd!!!
Mom: You are a nerd!!
Me: no, I'm a geek, there's a difference.
Guy next to us: *bursts out laughing* 








true story
 

 

Me: Mom, everyone's going.
Mom: Be a leader, not a follower.
Me:
Mom:
Me: Fine.
Me: I'll just lead myself into the kitchen and get some food.
Me: And then I'll lead myself to the computer and sit there for hours.
Me: I'm going to start a new trend called "let's get fat and be internet addicts."
Me: Cause I'm a leader, not a follower.
Mom:
Me:
Obama:
Your mom:
Honey Boo Boo:
Channing Tatum: You're hot.
Me: What?
Mom: What?
Channing Tatum: Can you please lead yourself into my bedroom?
Me:
Mom:
Channing Tatum:
Me: This is me being a uh leader and uh leading myself into Channing Tatum's bedroom and never coming out.
Me: Cause remember? I'm a leader, not a follower.

True story.
Okay, maybe the last part didn't happen, but we all know he was thinking it.

i farted in the apple store and everyone was mad;
it isn't my fault they don't have Windows.



 

Today a guy in my class told us that he's gay and wanted everyone to know because that's who he is.
My teacher nodded and told us that if we had any other personal news to share, we should do it now...
And this really quiet kid stood up, announced he was sexually attracted to owls, and then sat down.

We aren't allowed to share personal things in class anymore.

*tumblr*