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She may be beautiful 
But her words and actions
Are nothing but ugly

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There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who kept all of his cash in a bucket,
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man,
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.

I am made of sunlight, crashing waves and fireworks
You think you can tame me and cool my flesh?
I am the girl who plays with matches and trust me I play it well
my hearth is a bushfire
the next time you try to control me
I will burst our and ravage you in flames

So people wouldn't be afraid of spiders if they could just talk to them, you know?

Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
Me: We cool?
Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me: So...can I get out now?
Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.

I imagine spiders to be very polite for some odd reason XD

 

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