GIRL'S FACEBOOK
STATUS:
"I'm so sick of guys being such
dicks!"
BOY'S
COMMENT:
"In 7th Grade I begged the teacher to let
me be your science partner. I suggested you come over five times
& each time you said no. I did our project, all of
it. In 8th grade I sent you
three Valentine's cards, roses, & candy. I tried to
be romantic but you gave the roses to someone else & threw
the candy away. In 9th
grade I asked you to dance at the school & you said to
give you 2 minutes to go to the bathroom. I waited two hours but
you never came back. In 10th
grade, I bought us tickets to see your favorite band. You took
them, said thanks, & went with your friend.
& Now I'm here in 11th
grade, confessing all of this, on Facebook, where everyone can
see to prove:
Sometimes boys are dicks, but sometimes, it's the
girls."