imseth
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Joined: December 30, 2012
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user id: 344132
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Joined: December 30, 2012
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user id: 344132
Gender: M
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Hi. I'm Seth. I'm 15. I'm part of the male species. Get over it. I'm also new to this site so yeah do whatever you need to do XD
I'm British.
And I drink tea.
Why are girls so into that..
imseth's Favorite Quotes
I'm not saying I'm smarter than Steve Jobs, but I
would have made the IPhone charger a few feet longer.
Mom: Why don't
you go to your friends house?
Me: I don't have any
Mom: What do you mean you don't have any friends?
Me: Im a socially akward person
Mom: No honey you are not!
Me: Have you heard the phrase "socially awkward potato?"
Mom: Yes actually i have
Me: Im a socially akward onion. People look at me and they start crying
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Me: Exactly.
Me: I don't have any
Mom: What do you mean you don't have any friends?
Me: Im a socially akward person
Mom: No honey you are not!
Me: Have you heard the phrase "socially awkward potato?"
Mom: Yes actually i have
Me: Im a socially akward onion. People look at me and they start crying
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Me: Exactly.
1. Open fridge,
nothing to eat.
2. Open pantry, nothing to eat.
3. Lower standards and repeat.
2. Open pantry, nothing to eat.
3. Lower standards and repeat.
Harry: Why did the
man sleep under the car?
Interviewer: I don't know. Why did he sleep under the car?
Harry: So he could wake up oily in the morning!
Louis: It's funny because oily sounds like early!
Louis: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? If anyone knows, don't answer cause that spoils it!
Niall: Snowpire?
Interviewer: Nice try, Niall.
Louis: It is in fact NOT snowpire, Niall... It's frostbite!
*claps*
Louis: See what I did there?
Liam: What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
Interviewer: I don't know.
Liam: Bacon and legs!
Louis: Hahah!
Liam: What is the best thing about deadly snakes?
*silence*
Liam: They've got poisonality!
Louis: HAHAH, I LIKE THAT ONE!
Interviewer: I don't know. Why did he sleep under the car?
Harry: So he could wake up oily in the morning!
Louis: It's funny because oily sounds like early!
Louis: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? If anyone knows, don't answer cause that spoils it!
Niall: Snowpire?
Interviewer: Nice try, Niall.
Louis: It is in fact NOT snowpire, Niall... It's frostbite!
*claps*
Louis: See what I did there?
Liam: What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
Interviewer: I don't know.
Liam: Bacon and legs!
Louis: Hahah!
Liam: What is the best thing about deadly snakes?
*silence*
Liam: They've got poisonality!
Louis: HAHAH, I LIKE THAT ONE!
