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I walked up to my bed.
There layed a note saying,
"I've been thinking for a while and I have
come to a decision. I don't want to be your
boyfriend."
I was in tears.
But I turned around to find
him bent on one knee and
he asked,
"Will you marry me?"
So now I'm picking out my dress.
I
think I'm missing the point of the Olympics
Me while watching:
Jesus, look at those arms.
Damn, look at those quads abs.
Sweet Lord, look at that butt!!!
Me while watching:
Jesus, look at those arms.
Damn, look at those quads abs.
Sweet Lord, look at that butt!!!
I'm just sayin'
It's
fine by me, if you
never leave.
she was tired
of always saving everyone else
// when she couldn't
even
save herself.
save herself.
under inspirational, cause there is no "vent" ugh
hold
your
cursor
over
this
quote
if
you're
ugly.
landoniswitty's format. leave
credit!
My mom's best friend slept over the other night.
her: *Wakes up to use the
bathroom*
her:
her: omg
her: OMG!!!
her: I CAN'T SEE!!!
her: *begins touching her eyes frantically*
her: SOMEBODY HELP ME PLEASE !!
her: *starts crying*
her: THIS ISN'T HAPPENING!! *hyperventilating*
her: IM BLIND!!
me: *Turns on light*
me:
me: It gets really dark in here at night.
mom: HAHAHAHA
-true story.
her:
her: omg
her: OMG!!!
her: I CAN'T SEE!!!
her: *begins touching her eyes frantically*
her: SOMEBODY HELP ME PLEASE !!
her: *starts crying*
her: THIS ISN'T HAPPENING!! *hyperventilating*
her: IM BLIND!!
me: *Turns on light*
me:
me: It gets really dark in here at night.
mom: HAHAHAHA
-true story.
*shaving in the shower*
Me: *finally shaves efficiently*
Me: SUCCESS
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: awh, sh/t. there's another leg.
Me: *finally shaves efficiently*
Me: SUCCESS
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: awh, sh/t. there's another leg.
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