samicrab

Sometimes, I like to draw self portraits with my left hand and them compare them to pictures of myself.



I rarely find differences.

When a microphone screeches...
and you just accept the fact that you will never hear again.

Sorry I'm not Adele. I don't wish the best for you nor do I want to find someone like you. I do, however , want to set fire to all your stuff. 

(._.) ( I: ) ( .-.) ( :I ) (._.)

They see me rolling.
They hating.

Why do you call seagulls, seagulls?
Because they live by the sea.
If they lived by the bay, we'd call them....

Baygulls

Computer: Y U NO LOAD FASTER?
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*in bed*
feet out of the blanket
me thinking: what if someone is going to grab them? 
*put them back in*
gets to hot
put them back out
lol is it
just me ?

Biggest comeback when we were kids..
   
   I know you are but what am i?