*talking
about our messed-up
lives*
Me: [insert
inspirational witty quote]
Guy Friend: D*mn,
you're good at this.
How do you think of stuff like that?
Me: It's a secret
for girls only. ;)
Guy Friend: So
you're not gonna tell me?
Me: Well, I could. But
then I'd have to kill you.
nmf, true story