xoalicecullenxo

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Emilie Hacking!♥

Hey y'all. Emilie hurrrr. Wow, I'm so cool. ANYWAY. You've come across the Witty page of a miss Liv Rae D____. Well, obviously you've come across it, she's so Witty famous, everyone's seen her page. But that's not the point. The point is, Liv is my one of my best friends in the whole wide world. She's so amazing. She doesn't see it but she is. So many people hate her but she's absolutely flawless. In the eyes of her husband, anyway. (Oh yeah, I'm Liv's husband. Just because I have a vagina doesn't mean I can't be a husband…) On 11.11.11, I proposed to her, and we're going to have the Wedding in June. It's a private wedding, sorry, you're not invited. She's my Witty Best Friend, but I don't feel right putting the "witty" in front, because honestly, we're closer than the average internet friends. We know everything about each other, lawls. She's mad cuz I'm cheating on her with Harry Styles &my other boyfriend, but she should know I love her most. She drove eight hours to see me… and a bunch of other people but I mean still. I'm her favorite<3 She's driving another eight hours to see me in June. And she's staying at my house for seven whole days. y0u w!$h y0u w3r3 m3. Kidding(: I call Liv, Liver and she calls me Emers. Woohoooo. Did you know that she's black? Jk, she's not black. Which means she can't listen to Mac Miller!!! Cuz that's just too black for Liv. When she comes in June, I'm pretty sure she's planning on slapping my ex-boyfriend, even though he's my boyfriend again. It'll be funny anyway. If you're reading this &you're not one of the 3800+ people following Liv, you should start following her. Okay? Okay good. Love you Liv, you're my wife, my best friend, my sister, all that jaazzz. And I love you, whoever you are reading this:) xoxox

 

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Etsimaresei 4 years ago on quote #2519452
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And it hurtssss.....
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*sammi* 6 years ago on quote #4110821
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Why does Miley Cyrus always come to mind?
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balletmonkey 6 years ago on quote #4248314
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Jesus loves you! You are beautiful you will find the man who will love you!
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kelly* 7 years ago on quote #5222375
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hmm late
I HAVE NEVER SPOKEN TO U
u will never see this comment but yeah hope u have a great life xx
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Steve* 7 years ago on quote #2519452
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O__O
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...* 7 years ago on quote #5222375
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♥♥♥♥
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ImTiredOfHoldingUpYourBackUpPlans 7 years ago on quote #2519452
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when its not an accident....
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catarina* 7 years ago on quote #4200832
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I always do it for sims XDD
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sheldabest 7 years ago on quote #3534644
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i hate people like this
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Stellaluna678 7 years ago on quote #3534644
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i hope she reads this.
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TheWeirdKid 7 years ago on quote #2646330
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Lol.. Squirrel b/c he's cute and funny and fast apparently xD
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please_bitch 7 years ago on quote #2018789
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f/d up her life... no offense.
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livlivo 7 years ago on quote #5202866
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literally exactly how I feel omg
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livlivo 7 years ago on quote #5206627
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I love this
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PepsiAndIKnowIt 7 years ago on quote #5215523
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You are absolutely not worthless. You are beautiful and weather or not you know this, you mean the world to someone out there.
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MyWittyProfile 7 years ago on quote #4967412
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I hate football el o el
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mango824 7 years ago on quote #3534644
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I hid me dairy where I ranted about people in a stuffedanimal and my mom donated it.
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Becca315 7 years ago on quote #2519452
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Or your butt... Lmao
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maaddiissoonn 7 years ago on quote #2519452
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not awkward.. haaaaaa
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muffkinz 7 years ago on quote #3534644
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am i the only one who looked thro to c if she commented?
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ParticipationAward* 7 years ago on quote #3534644
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lol did she comment?? sry I know this is old but I reaaaally dont want to look through 245 comments :b
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