Funniest Thing
Ever
Spoof lyrics to the song "7 Things I Hate About You"
But the straight guys,
they don’t {{realize}};
What we go through everyday;
& it’s a lot.
Now it’s time for, all us females;
To remind you, just incase; you all forgot.
The 7 things
guys don’t have to
do:
Shave legs, give birth, Aunt Flow, wear skirts;
Wax armpits, Hey it hurts!
Wear pantyhose. & paint your toes, too.
High heels, pluck brows, skip meals, count pounds;
Some girls have to carry heavy mounds.
We’re past 7 now, but
I’ll keep going, anyhow!
Uncomfy thongs, tight bras, tampons;
Blow our money on beauty salons!
Flat iron burns & health concerns from hair dye fumes;
And the reason why we do these crazy
things that we do…
Is we do it for you.