Quotes added on Saturday, June 7 2014

That awkward moment when you're in a super deep thought. Then 3 minutes later you realize that you've been staring at someone directly.
2013: Sl*tty 12 year olds.
2016: Sl*tty 10 year olds.
2020: Sl*tty 6 year olds.
2025: Sl*tty 3 year olds.
2035: Sl*tty fetuses.
My parents don't realize I'm a pretty good kid compared to a lot of teenagers these days.
I wish i had a cute laugh or one of those laughs that make other people laugh but i sound like a hyperventilating walrus with asthma!
Why do baby outfits have pockets? can you just imagine an 8 month old saying "yep! phone, ipod, keys, ready to go".
mom: ayeee, don't go talking to pervs.
me: I'm not attractive enough for them to be interested.
me: pervs have standards, too.
mom: *gives me money.*

i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions
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i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and he looked at me with so much shame 
Do the scars on my skin change how you love me? Does the size of my waist change how you hold me? Does me being gay change the way you see me? Does the shape of my face change how you talk to me? Does the amount of pills I need to take to survive change how you think of me? It shouldn't. It just shouldn't. But I know it still does..
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