Funny Quote #1809990
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Don't you hate it when you hit your funny bone and it hurts
Don't you hate it when you hit your funny bone and it hurts but you want to laugh.
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posted August 31, 2010 at 7:39pm UTC tagged with funny
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- Just a story... Katie and i walked down to the beach and set our stuff down right next to the life guard. The life guard was cute so we always sat next to him. Katie and I played in the water for a while then we made a sand castle. It was getting to hot so we walked back to my house. On the way back to my house I saw the moving truck in the driveway and then I saw Mrs. Peach in the driveway so I waved bye and said good luck. Katie and I walked into my driveway and I told my mom we were going into the pool. She was fine with that so Katie, I, and my little sisters Tori and Jade went into the pool. When we were swimming I saw this guy and he came up to our fence and said," Hey guys I'm new here. I just moved into the house 3 doors down and I was just walking around getting to know people." Me and Katie smiled. I said," It's nice meeting you this is Katie and I'm Mia. We are both 14. How old are you?" He replied," I'm Joey and I'm 15. Well I better go my mom is calling me see you guys later." When Joey left I turned towards Katie and said," Oh my god! He's hot!!" " I know" said Katie. Me and katie were both single so this meant I could get him or she could. I yelled," He's mine." Katie," Said no he's mine." Then my mom came out and Katie had to leave. I waved bye to Katie and played with my sisters for another 20 minutes. We got out for dinner and I ran up stairs to get my cell phone. I had a message. It was from Katie and it said," Joey is so mine and if not I'm not friends with you." I didn't reply. The next day I didn't talk to Katie, but I did go swimming. Then I saw Joey walk by. I yelled," Joey! Hey what's up where you going?" He said," I'm going to the beach to check it out. Want to come?" " Sure" I said. I got out and yelled to my mom and meet up with Joey at my driveway. When I saw him he had his trunks on and a shirt. When we got to the beach we walked about 2 miles then walked back. Then we went into the water and he took his shirt off. He had an 8 pack. It was so cute. We played for awhile then I had to go home because I had softball. To be continued...
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