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That moment of anger when the shampoo bottle falls on your foot

That moment of anger when the
shampoo bottle falls on your foot
out of nowhere.

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posted February 28, 2011 at 8:20pm UTC tagged with funny

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This is for all the girls that have thrown a straightener at a wall because it wouldn't work. eaten nutella straight out of the jar. forgotten to hit reply after typing a message, then wondered why the other person never replied. accidentally called their guy teacher mom in high school. never been able to do a pull-up. just now figured out how similar geico and gecko sound. put their ipod on shuffle just to press the skip button until they found the song they wanted. gotten dirty looks from old people. said something completely embarrassing and stupid in front of him. cried when their food got ruined. gossiped about the girl wearing short-shorts in gym class. been the girl wearing short-shorts in gym class. eaten a whole pack of tictacs in one sitting. complained about that time of the month. literally laughed out loud because of absolutely nothing. wished they looked like the girl next to them. sneaked to the fridge to get a coke late at night. or wished to get a top quote. Really, this is for all of us.
What Witty Says I Do After School: Sloppy Buns Sweatpants Makeup Remover Fuzzy Socks Think About Him What Really Happens After School: Pants Off Computer On Pass Out And I'm just sitting here like: Come On Bro. Let's Be Real.

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