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I was looking at this quote; && why is it that guys sweaters

I was looking at this quote;

&& why is it that guys sweaters is so much more comfortable than our owns?

And my dad walked by and saw it. He looked at me and then said;

As long as I will be that guy,
I'll pretend I never saw this.

Whenever I say I freeze he hands me his sweater without a thought.

>>MLIA, wohoo. You highlighted. Hehe. ;O<<

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theWorder

posted March 12, 2011 at 6:24am UTC tagged with funny

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