A
blonde called me to get
my phone number.
She missed the 44 bus so she took the 22 bus twice.
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
She tried to drown a fish.
She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
She spent
20 minutes looking at a orange juice box because it said
concentrate.
OoOoOoOoo .. those silly blondes ;]
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Mickly94
1 decade ago
she call because she want to hear ur voice, ask for number just an excuse. she took the 22 bus twice because u was on that bus twice. she put lipsticks on her forehead to let u noticed that she is unique from rest from the girls. she drown the fish to prove to you that fish can't be kill by drowning. she starved to death because she don't "steal" anything, she want to be honest. she took the ruler to her bed for other purpose, and u can guess that. she saw something in the orange juice box that no one else did, she just more careful than most people. so i figure, she is outsmart than most people who think she is dumb.
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