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The truth is : Women Alright...lets be honest most men have jobs,

The truth is : Women
Alright...lets be honest most men have jobs, and the money goes too what? Yes, bills to pay for the family. Ladies the least you could do is make the guy a sandwich after a long day. Besides everybody knows chicks make better sandwichs.

Uh women for presidents...ARE YOU STUPID?!?!? 1st- women are coniving, greedy creatures that rely souly on emotions and measure a character based on how well they can compliment physical features. Do you really want that up in the white house crying about how unfair the world of man is? 

While we're at it, stop blaming everything bad thats ever happened souly on guys, I mean come on, give them a break...they have weiners. You'd be kinda messed up if you had one. So just lay off them, they are not the root of all evil. ( WOMEN ARE) So when you're swearing off boys and how horrible they all are, step back and look at the dumb btches around you first. Odds are they aren't exactly peaches and cream either.

Directions... Idk about you, but for me; I need huge landmarks when I drive. As far as directions go. None of that go east on I74 and take a left on highway 92 crap. No how about take a left at the big tree and stop at the erupting volcano. You'll know it when you see it. So its safe to say that we probably shouldn't be the ones behind the wheel of a china glass delivery truck.

Oh yeah. Chearleading isn't a sport. I dont care if its in websters...its still not a damn sport.



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caughtinthe_chains 1 decade ago
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this is the most true sh*t, i say this daily and everyone cracks it at me
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InsertAliasHere 1 decade ago
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im not (:
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EaraConfetti 1 decade ago
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I'm sorry some sexist a*shole put this bullsh*t in your head.
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ifrolicktheoasis 1 decade ago
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quite true. right chavs if you ask me.
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posted May 19, 2012 at 12:30am UTC tagged with vent

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