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Priest: And we are gathered here today to mourn the loss of



Priest: And we are gathered here today to mourn the loss of 
Priest: She committed suicide.
Priest: If only she had gotten 500 favourites on Witty.
Priest: She said if she got 500 favourites on Witty she wouldn't do it.
Priest: So long, Bree.

44 Comments

imawittygirlmystoryaccount 1 decade ago
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i personally find this like freaking funny, i don't understand why people are so uptight about it ;D
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GMXO 1 decade ago
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i personally found this hilarious.
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NYJKM6 1 decade ago
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It's a joke guys, shes just pointing at the fact that if she would of got 500 quotes from a website, she would be alive. Its just kinda..idk. but its funny!
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Bellakk17 1 decade ago
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is that real or fake, i am guessing that it is fake. and if it is fake then.... hahahahaha :D
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asianninjanerdsrule 1 decade ago
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Is this serious? or a joke?
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Kizzie29 1 decade ago
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Ahaha(: x
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Always_Forever619 1 decade ago
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I understand the quote, it is funny, but some people really take the suicide jokes to offence.... I don't, I just think that it is insensitive to other people. Also, it's kind of like laughing at the fact that some people rely on witty to save them, and when it doesn't work they die....
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xxjewlzxx 1 decade ago
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Funny, but at the same time...seems a bit rude to say. i know it was all for fun, but some people (yes desperate people) need that attention.......
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lovetolovex3 1 decade ago
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wut?
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mumblebumble 1 decade ago
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i'm laughing so hard at some of the comments on here omfg people are so stupid
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ben23brocks 1 decade ago
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lol@people who thought this was serious. Bree, you're hilarious.
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tigerkid 1 decade ago
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I think this is hilarious \m/
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iiRaineShine 1 decade ago
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At first I thought it was rude, but it's not. Her name is Bree, guys. She's kinda making fun of people, but at the same time adding her name, not someone else's. :)
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Maggie526 1 decade ago
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thats horrible, I understand that you are making fun of the people who are like"500 faves and i wont do it!" But the way you said it was just horrible, it's lke you are saying sucide is funny, im not trying to hate on you or anything but really, next time watch how you frase things
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Superman5o5 1 decade ago
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Omg! I thought this was funny(;
People seem a little too uptight on this.
I don't think they understand the quote :P

I agree with the message, you don't need favs to stop suicide. Comments on profiles/quotes yes, but not for getting on Top Quotes for favs.
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WhiteChocolateCRAZY13 1 decade ago
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*awkward
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WhiteChocolateCRAZY13 1 decade ago
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ummmm awward!!!!
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TurtleLover4 1 decade ago
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not sure if making fun of the people who make quotes like that OR mourning the death of a young girl.
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briiitttttttany 1 decade ago
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wow you guys are fxxkin dumb lol
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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This is under the FUNNY category, chill.
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BravoSierra

posted May 24, 2012 at 1:02pm UTC tagged with funny

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