jesus can walk on water. i can walk on cucumbers. cucumbers are

This is just a joke. I'm a Christian too, and I do not at all find this offensive, not in any way.

Don't make fun of a religion. *my* religion. Thanks! It's just rude.

umm jesus jokes arent funny... he DIED for YOU!! how would you feel in his shoes?

i know this isnt your quote, but this is seriously getting old. and no one is Jesus. Jesus is Jesus. you didnt die on a cross and save people from their sins, did you? NO. so you're not Jesus. sorry.. end rant. (not toward you.. it's toward the person who came up with that stupid quote..)

New quote, same concept. Be original already, people!

This is getting old.