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Scientists have done research on why female spiders eat their

Scientists have done research on why female spiders eat their mates, According to data analasys it turns out the male spiders deserve it.
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eliseledoux81xo

posted February 14, 2013 at 1:54pm UTC tagged with funny, lol, spiders

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