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ATTENTION! I thought I should point out that when it comes to

ATTENTION!
I thought I should point out that when it comes to s//x,
the pull-out method does not prevent pregnancy.
Carry on.

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greyskies

posted March 4, 2013 at 2:49am UTC tagged with love, funny, inspirational, cute, truth, pregnancy, safe

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