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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button^
If you die in an
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roxylove13
1 decade ago
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHa
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Joecredelove
1 decade ago
how old are you?
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cmariedncer4life
1 decade ago
i dont get this
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posted March 30, 2009 at 10:45am UTC tagged with
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A blind man walks into a bar and says to the bartender"hey i gotta funny blond joke wanna hear it?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blond girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, No....i guess not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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I want a person who comes into my life by accident, & stays on purpose.
When guys get jealous it's kinda cute (': When girls get jealous World war III is about to start.
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