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I hope that Bi*ch steps on a lego.

I hope that
Bi*ch steps
on a lego.

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posted May 8, 2013 at 7:37am UTC tagged with funny, hope, revenge, lego

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i'm seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude, i'll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and realease the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.
Baby, I'd walk over Legos for you. ♥
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