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IF I drink alcohol, I'm an alcoholic, IF I drink fanta,

IF I drink alcohol,
I'm an alcoholic,
IF I drink fanta,
am I fantastic?

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posted May 12, 2013 at 5:02am UTC tagged with funny, cute

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