Why Everyone Hates Mosquitoes My parents: Oh no! We forgot to

Why Everyone Hates Mosquitoes

My parents:  Oh no!  We forgot to pack mosquito repellent for when you go to China!
Me:  It's okay.  I'll just let the mosquitoes bite me.
Me:  How bad can it be?

Me:  *flies to China*
Me:  *goes to grandma's house*
Me:  *gets ten mosquito bites*
Me:  They're not that itchy.
Me:  *gets fifteen mosquito bites*
Me:  They're fine as long as I don't scratch them.  *scratches one until it leaves a hole in my finger*
Me:  *gets twenty mosquito bites*
Me:  Must stop scratching.  *scratches mosquito bites until they bleed*
Me:  *gets twenty-five mosquito bites*.
Me:  *starts slapping myself to stop scratching*
Me:  *wakes up in the middle of the night and hears a mosquito buzzing next to my ear*
Me:  AAAGH!
Me:  *pulls covers over my face*
Mosquito:  Oh no you don't.
Mosquito:  *flies in through the gaps*
Mosquito:  *bites my forehead*
Mosquito:  *bites my cheeks*
Mosquito:  *bites my chin*
Me:  *slaps own face to kill mosquito*
Me:  *misses epically*
Mosquito:  *buzzes annoyingly away*
Me:  *runs downstairs to get the electric mosquito swatter*
Me:  *lays awake trying to electrocute mosquito*
Mosquito:  *buzzes next to my face*
Me:  *violently swings mosquito swatter around*
Me:  *hits self*
Me:  Oww.........
Me:  *sees mosquito*
Me:  *swings mosquito swatter*
Mosquito:  *gets electrocuted and dies*
Me:  GOTCHA
Me:  *lays down again*
Me:  *hears another mosquito*
Me:  Why.

The Next Morning
My Grandma:  Don't scratch your forehead.  You have really big pimples.
Me:  They're mosquito bites.
My Grandma:
My Grandma:  Oh.

Another true story.