Forgot your password?
Don't have a username?
Tap here to get one.
Add Quote
Top
New
Random
Join
Sign In
Add Quote
Top Quotes
New
Random
Forgot your password?
Need a username?
status
story
funny
love
inspirational
friendship
sad
advice
lyrics
life
famous
cute
breakup
friend
poem
myself
more
Cute Quote
#6830348
all quotes
·
cute
·
lol
·
funny
·
I know people hate when other people call themselves potatoes
I know people hate when other people call themselves potatoes but...
I just ate a potato.....
You are what you eat....
sorry....
love, The potato.
6
Share
Post to Facebook
Tweet on Twitter
Pin to Pinterest
Code
Report Quote
This is not a quote
Be the first to comment on this quote.
Please
Sign in
to leave a comment.
6 Wittians like this
<
Next >
flowerbox235
follow
posted July 18, 2013 at 12:09am UTC tagged with
cute
,
lol
,
funny
more quotes by flowerbox235
LOL lame.one.loser
I think there should be Witty camps. A place where you could meet people like you. Where you can learn about yourself Get help. Learn about working together; sportsmenship, and about reality.
related quotes
omfG SO TODAY IN PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S PHONE WENT OFF AND HER RINGTONE WAS SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND AND MY TEACHER STOOD UP AND SAID TURN THAT THING OFF IF I HEAR IT AGAIN I WILL PERSONALLY TRACK DOWN RIHANNA AND EXPLAIN TO HER THAT DIAMONDS DO NOT SHINE THEY REFLECT f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5
a lot of my life has been realizing that i would cross oceans for people who wouldn't jump puddles for me
A white m&m comes into a room with candy friends. White m&m: ~engages conversation with a mentos and jellybean~ Jellybean: Hey so where are you from anyway, white m&m? White m&m: Oh I'm from that chocolate m&m bag over there! Jellybean: Wait... if you're from a CHOCOLATE m&m bag, then why are you white?? Mentos: OH MY GOD JELLYBEAN, YOU CAN'T JUST ASK CANDIES WHY THEY'RE WHITE
my friend knows a guy called Glen Coco and everyone’s always saying “You go, Glen Coco” to him but he’s never seen Mean Girls so he just thinks people are really supportive format jimmy365