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posted October 4, 2017 at 3:01pm UTC tagged with
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"I babysat this six year old, and I was wearing shorts today..
and my scars were showing, I guess. He poked them and he said, "I know how those got there." I replied, "How?" He looked at me with a straight face and he said, 'I've seen them before. My big sister had them, and she said mean people put them on your body when they weren't nice to you, because when people are mean to you, you end up being mean to yourself. My big sister went away. I don't know where she went. Mommy said she's on a happy vacation somewhere, because she was too sad here. I miss her. Don't go on a vacation, please.'"
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"Don't worry, there's plenty of fish in the sea!"
So wait, are you suggesting that I am such a boy repellent that the only species I have a chance with is fish?? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
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I wonder what it was like
for the first people on instagram.
One of the first people: *posts picture*
One of the first people: *gets 2 likes*
One of the first people: HELL YEAH I'M ON THE POPULAR PAGEEE
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*Runs into a chair*
Me: sorry
Chair: you f.cking should be