Best Aliens Quotes This Year



When someone not from our class walks in


Students: A stranger!
Students: From the outside!
Students: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH







 
The word "phonetically" doesn't even start with an f.
Sh//t like this is why aliens fly straight past us.
We have stereotypes for aliens
We have stereotypes for things we don't even know anything about. 

Just let that sink in.







According to Nasa ,outer space smells similar to
fried steak and hot metal.
So it is possible that somewhere in the endless
universe there is a huge grill-planet that aliens
can have fun and relax while eating steak and
ssh/t and we are not even invited...








 
I wonder if aliens believe in humans


pros and cons of being an astronaut 

Pros:
-get to go to space
-floating in zero gravity
-bitchln' view of earth
-moon golf
-kids will look up to me
-aliens?
-get to tell people, ''Im an astronaut''
-be a national hero

cons:
-no wifi





...I'm sorry mom, I can't be an astronaut.

 




I believe in aliens
 
because I  lost my faith in humans a while ago.








 

Girl: What do you do for a living?

Guy: I hunt and kill aliens.

Girl: WHAT!?~ Aliens arent real!

Guy: Have you ever seen one?

Girl: Nope.

Guy: Youre welcome.


Dude, like what if aliens
could morph into anyone they wanted?
Like, what if there was tons of them
that came to Earth, morphed into
important people from every country
(ie; Obama, the queen, etc.),
vaporized the real people,
and  took  over  their  lives?
Like, the world could currently be ran
by aliens and we wouldn't even know it.
 
hah. this is probably really stupid, and I'll probably delete it in the morning; but at 4am this is some pretty mindblowing sh.t.
the word ‘phonetically’ doesn’t even start with an f. sh/t like this is why aliens fly straight past us
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