Girl: I need your help.
Boy: sure, whats up?
Girl: I'm trying to get this guy to like me.
Boy: Who is he?
Girl: Can't tell you.
Boy: Well, you could just tell him that you like him.
Girl: How?
Boy: Just tell him.
Girl: I like you.
Boy Ya, like that.
Girl: Your an idiot.
Waiter:*trips and spills ice water on
me* Me: Oh my gosh, I'm sooo sorry Waiter:
Waiter: Waiter: Did you seriously just apologize to
me? Waiter: That's like If I punched you, and you
said sorry.