Diologe Quotes

Girl: I need your help.
Boy: sure, whats up?
Girl: I'm trying to get this guy to like me.
Boy: Who is he?
Girl: Can't tell you.
Boy: Well, you could just tell him that you like him.
Girl: How?
Boy: Just tell him.
Girl: I like you.
Boy Ya, like that.
Girl: Your an idiot.

 
2 year old...



Saw daddy with mom last night...

I think he was stealing my milk!
Me: I'm actually happy right now!!
Life: LOL one sec...
Waiter: *trips and spills ice water on me*
Me: Oh my gosh, I'm sooo sorry
Waiter:
Waiter:

Waiter: Did you seriously just apologize to me?
Waiter: That's like If I punched you, and you said sorry.

Favorite waiter ever<3
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