Argument I heard on the bus:
Guy 1: No, man, gay bros can raise babies. Look at warthog motherf//cker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And Simba became king of motherf//cking Africa.
Guy 1: No, man, gay bros can raise babies. Look at warthog motherf//cker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And Simba became king of motherf//cking Africa.
If you ever think your parents are too hard on you, just
remember that
Mufasa materialized as a cloud to tell Simba to get his sh//t together.
Mufasa materialized as a cloud to tell Simba to get his sh//t together.
I had a dream last night
That everyone in the world was half human and half animal and the ones that were half predator weren't allowed to date the ones that were half prey.
So I met this half guy half lion and I fell in love but we couldn't be together cause I was half girl half deer.
But we tried dating anyway. So when people found out we were together they made the guy lion eat me.
I have strange dreams.
You've got a heart as loud as a lion's, so why let your voice be tamed?
Courage does not always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice
at the end of the day saying:
I will try again tomorrow.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice
at the end of the day saying:
I will try again tomorrow.
Let your faith
roar so loud that you can't
hear what
doubt
is saying.
is saying.
SO a lion and a cheetah are racing..
but the cheetah wins..
Lion: You're a cheetah!
Cheetah: Why you lion?
but the cheetah wins..
Lion: You're a cheetah!
Cheetah: Why you lion?
