Best Lisa Quotes Ever

His Best Friend
Chapter Two
-Meredith-
I woke up to the sound of the damn alarm clock buzzing in my ear. I should change it to a song, I thought to myself.
I pressed snooze, and forced myself out of bed. I brushed my teeth, washed my face, changed to school clothes and put on makeup - the usual.
I had some breakfast, got in my car and then drove to school.
As I fumbled with my locker, I heard a voice behind me. I spun around, and it was none other than my long-time crush, Alex.
"Mere-Bear!" he smiled. "I haven't talked to you for a while. What's up?"
I felt myself getting flustered, my face burning. "N-not much. I, uh, I missed you."
"Same here!" Alex pulled me into a bear hug. "But you know we'll always be best friends, Mere."
"Alex!" Lisa ran up to him, and pecked his cheek.
"Lis!" Alex pulled her into a makeout. Ugh, I did not want to watch my crush and his girlfriend swap spit.
So while they were distracted by each other, I snuck off to first period.
I looked for a seat. It was either sitting next to Taylor, Lea, Emily, Clara or Angie. I chose Angie.
Angie is the most unpopular girl in the whole student body. She's shy, awkward and makes odd faces.
I'm only friends with her because I don't have any others, well besides Alex maybe. They all ditched me for... Lisa.
I hated Lisa. I hated her so much. I used to be the queen. Then all of a sudden, Tall Beauty struts in and captures everyone's hearts.
And I was as forgotten as Myspace when Facebook was introduced.
After school, I saw Alex walking home by himself. And all of a sudden, I had an idea.
I was going to steal him right from Lisa's tiny hands. It was a b*tchy move, but you know what I think? Lisa's b*tchier.
"Alex!" I waved.
Alex turned around. "Hey Mere! Did you need something?"
"Well, I have no plans this afternoon- or anytime soon, really," I said, trying to sound as casual as possible. "Do you wanna hang out, and get a coffee or something?"
"Sorry, I'd love to, but I have plans with Lisa," he smiled sadly.
"Aww," I pouted. "Maybe another time then? Saturday?"
"Saturday," he agreed. "See ya!"
Step 1: Get him alone. In progress.


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Mere's Diary

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She gets to have whatever she wants, like she deserves it. They don't know what I do.

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Author's Notes: Do y'all like it so far?
Lisa, you are the shelter for my soul 
Lisa, you heal my heart when I lose control 
As I let my fingers trace 
Each time worn line upon your face 
I know only love creates a masterpiece like you 
I know it's true 
Lisa, Lisa, say you're going to live forever 
Lisa, Lisa, we're never gonna say goodbye 
Only you know who I am 
Only you really understand 
Nothing's going to take you away 

Lisa, I know we live in different worlds 
Lisa, I will always be your little girl 
And on a stormy night 
You built a rainbow to my door 
I'll always remember you 
Lisa, Lisa, say you're going to live forever 
Lisa, Lisa, we're never gonna say goodbye 
Only you know who I am 
Only you really understand 
Nothing's going to take you away from me
Wen you get a chance,
please read "Chasing brooklyn" by Lisa schroeder
That book is part of the reason why I'm sane.
I'm pretty sure, that book can save a life.
You wanted your file, I found you your file. You wanted out, I got you out. You needed money, I found you some. I'm f*cking consistent. I told you the truth.I didn't write it down in a f*cking book! I told you to your face. And I told *Daisy* to her face. what everybody knew and wouldn't say, and she killed herself. And I played the f*cking villain, just like you wanted.
One time my brother said:Why would a girl being named Buddy
Me as a LISA fan:Excuse me?
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