Me and my friends
checking out an abandoned building:
(we all
had to jump over a large gap and avoid plummeting 25 feet to the
ground)
Me:
*carefully enters last* I laugh in the face of danger
MWUHAHAHAHA!!
*sees
spider*
Me:
*screams* HOLY SHXT A SPIDER!!! *runs all the way to entrance,
leaps over large gap, triple checks if it jumped on me, and
hoping to God it didn't follow me*