Oww Quotes

*Talking to friends about who a guy thinks is hot*
Friend 1: It's so you!
Friend 2: HA no!!
Friend 1: Who else would it be?
Friend 2: Umm Meg!!
Friend 1: *looks at me* Oh come on, really?
Me: What's that supposed to mean?
Friend 1: No way!

Glad to know my friends think I'm pretty... some friend she is

I'm Sick With The Flu/Virus/Cold. I Wanna Die. Kill Me Now

Fever is 104 KILL ME

When you hit your elbo and your whole arm goes numb and you you have to choose the date for the amputation

People say if you play with fire you'll get burnt.
I say if you don't play with fire, you'll never know how bad it hurts until you get burnt.