Paranoid Quotes

My friend: What was the point me even coming here?
Me: ...Wait a minute...
My friend: You've said that a million times in the past 5 minutes.
Me:...Cool...
______________________IN REAL LIFE WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW--------------------


My friend: DON'T POST THAT. THAT MAKES ME SOUND PARANOID.
Me:...They won't know it's you!
My friend: YES THEY WILL THEY'RE PHYSICICS.
Me: That's very hard to believe.
My friend: Yay. I finally got you off the damn computer.

Me: Thanks for reminding me. *Goes back to computer to type this bit*

My friend: WHY GOD WHY.
And I'm so afraid that one of these days you'll realize that I'm not that special. I'm so scared for the day that you see you tricked yourself into thinking I'm the one. I'm paranoid that one day, you'll find someone better. And no matter how hard I try to convince myself otherwise, I can't get rid of these thoughts.




I've gotten so used to holding in my stomach
I don't even realise when I'm doing it anymore.



  

 

para - para - paradise
                         
                                  noid

 


I get paranoid sometimes, and I'm convinced everyone hates me. My therapist says I have social anxiety, I think I'm just smart enough to know the face of human nature is so horrifyingly ugly.
Whenever I put my earbuds in, I keep thinking someone's calling my name...
i hate it when i'm in a public place playing music with headphones in,and i start to turn the music lower and lower and lower.
Just incase someone might hear what i'm listening to and think my music is terrible and i might see them somewhere else and they'll refer to me as the bad tasted music person o-O
 i realize i need mental help
I am afriad of 27 out of 72 common fears
(x) the dark                                                                                                                                                             () staying single forever
() being a parent
(x) giving birth
(x) being myself in front of others
() open spaces
() closed spaces
(x) heights
() dogs
() birds
() fish
(x) spiders
() flowers/plants
(x) being touched (sexually? if yes, then, yes)
() fire
() silk
() the ocean
(x) failure
() success
() thunder/lightning
() frogs
() bf/gf's mom
() bf/gf's dad
(x)rats
() wind
(x) jumping from high places
() snow
() rain
(x) crossing hanging bridges
(x) deep water
() heaven                                                                                                                                                               (x) death
(x) being robbed
(x) falling
() clowns
() dolls
() large crowds
() men
() women
() having great responsibilities
(x) doctors/dentists                                                                                                                                             (x) tornadoes
() hurricanes
(x) incurable diseases
() sharks
() Friday the 13th
() ghosts
() poverty
() Halloween
() school
() odd numbers
() even numbers
() being alone
(x) becoming blind
(x) becoming deaf
(x) growing up
(x) creepy noises at night
(x) bee stings .... THIS IS MY BIGGEST FEAR EVER
(x) not accomplishing goals
(x) needles
(x) blood
() dinosaurs
() the welcome mat
(x) high speed
() throwing up
() falling in love
(x) super secrets


Repost this, and at the top write "I am afraid of __ out of 72 common fears."
If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend counseling.
If you get more than 20, you're paranoid.
If you get more than 10, you're normal.

If you get less than 10, you're fearless.
Wakes up in the middle of the night and has to pee: Avoid all mirrors.

Airplane engine makes sudden noise: I lived a good life.

Hears thumps while in shower: Your whole family is being killed and your next.

Turns off all lights before going to bed: OMG run for the bed before the demons get you!

Elevator doors don't open immediately: Trapped forever.

Realize it's too quiet: Oh God it must be zombies.

Random Computer Facts
{#4}

The first electro-mechanical computer (called the Z2) was developed in 1939...

The same year war broke out...

Not that we're paranoid...
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