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At 3
shes playing with barbies, getting ready for the first day of school.
At 5
she's in school, then watching siblings play poker looking up to the
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At 7
shes playing poker with her friends using allowences and barbies
At 9
she has real cash and is still learning tricks
At 11
she is rich and knows poker, a master
At 13
she is expelled from all schools for fighting and cursing
At 15
she is gambling for money 50$ a night
At 17
she is playing poker with the big boys winning and getting d®ugs
At 19
she's playing beer pong and staying up all night with friends shooting héro!n
At 21
she is arrested for drugs
At 32
she joins a gang and escapes jail
At 34
she meets him and they have a baby
At 36
she gets sent back to jail for 4 years
At 38
she gets stabbed in jail and goes home
At 40
she is walking with her baby and is shot
At 40
ten minutes later she dies.
Don't think this is fake.
It happens all the time.
And people predict this is my story.
I'll post the other half in a week or so...
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GO2HELL
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Friend:Is it wrong that I don't know how to play poker?
Me:No,it's not your fault that you haven't been exposed to the American culture
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Vinita*
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"We cannot change the cards we are dealt. Just how we play the hand."
-Randy Pausch
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