Poker Quotes

You were finally dealt the hand of a lifetime. Too bad nobody went in on it.

At 3 shes playing with barbies, getting ready for the first day of school.

At 5 she's in school, then watching siblings play poker looking up to them

At 7
shes playing poker with her friends using allowences and barbies

At 9 she has real cash and is still learning tricks

At 11 she is rich and knows poker, a master

At 13 she is expelled from all schools for fighting and cursing

At 15 she is gambling for money 50$ a night

At 17 she is playing poker with the big boys winning and getting d®ugs

At 19 she's playing beer pong and staying up all night with friends shooting héro!n

At 21 she is arrested for drugs

At 32 she joins a gang and escapes jail

At 34 she meets him and they have a baby

At 36 she gets sent back to jail for 4 years

At 38 she gets stabbed in jail and goes home

At 40 she is walking with her baby and is shot

At 40 ten minutes later she dies.


Don't think this is fake.

It happens all the time.

And people predict this is my story.


I'll post the other half in a week or so...

Friend:Is it wrong that I don't know how to play poker?
Me:No,it's not your fault that you haven't been exposed to the American culture
"We cannot change the cards we are dealt. Just how we play the hand."              


 -Randy Pausch
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