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Sometimes I wish I was an octopus
so I could slap eight people at once.
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PinkPerfectionGirl
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when you wanna slap someone do it and say "mosquito"
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peek-a-boo*
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didn't your mama teach you if you have nothing nice to say don't say nothin at all?
Well I sure wish my mama taught me to duct tape idiots muth shuts and slap them until they aplogize
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iambubbles
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