Best Slapping Quotes This Month


Sometimes I wish I was an octopus
so I could slap eight people at once.
I would slap you but that'd be animal abuse c: 
Sometimes,
I have this urge to slap you.
Right there,
Just wanna smack your face 
when you wanna slap someone do it and say "mosquito"
didn't your mama teach you if you have nothing nice to say don't say nothin at all?
Well I sure wish my mama taught me to duct tape idiots muth shuts and slap them until they aplogize
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