white girl problems
"i'm not picking my nose, just fixing my nose ring."
a wild WHITE GIRL has appeared!
what will you do?
- tattoo an infinity sign
- put on uggs
- drink frappe
- play cup song
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Am I the only white girl
who has
those spurs of time
when they think
they can be ghetto?
How to catch a white girl -in the fall!- :
1. Buy pumpkin spice lattes.
2. Leave a trail of Uggs at the beginning so she won't walk barefoot.
3. Don't forget Bath And Body Works scented candle, Leaves! (this is a good path lighter)
4. Leave out a nice gift of the new iPhone 5c/s (either or both) on a pretty DIY table.
5. When she has arrived to you...
6. Good luck, buddy.
this was not meant to offend i'm sorry don't hate me
Teenage white guys
are so much worse than teenage white girls. Why doesn't everyone
make fun of them instead?
If you say "pumpkin spice latte" in the mirror 3
times
a while girl in yoga pants will appear and tell you her favorite things about fall
a while girl in yoga pants will appear and tell you her favorite things about fall
50% of me wants to be the type of girl who does yoga at night,
and drinks green tea, and reads books, and wears cute pajamas,
and stays at home;
while the other 50% of me wants to wear my sexiest outfit and go out doing lines of cocaine off of glass tables while dancing to the weeknd’s music.
while the other 50% of me wants to wear my sexiest outfit and go out doing lines of cocaine off of glass tables while dancing to the weeknd’s music.
and yet i am neither of these girls
Hahaha that's funny. Last timeI heard that
I laughed so hard,I almost fell off my dinosaur.
