Criminal_minds

Status: Vampires suck :')
Joined: August 5, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: March 21
user id: 322945
Location: Mars, Space
Gender: F



You Really Have No Idea
 

What's Meant To Be


Had To Choose


 

I miss you..
 

Criminal_minds's Favorite Quotes



Today, I found an M&M
in a bag of skittles.
 I believe it was spying on the enemy.

Format by Sandrasaurus




Dear turkeys,
Don't worry, it's okay.
They only like us for our breasts too..


Sincerely, ♥

Us females.

format by; idance



regular marriage and gay marriage
are like bikini tops and bras,
the exact same thing, except only one is allowed in public.
 

WHEN MY AUNT HAD CANCER,
Did I make a quote asking for favs for support?
\\\\\\\\\\ NO, I DIDN'T. //////////
What did I do instead?
I left my computer, left Witty,
---------- and spent more time with her. ----------



true fact;
Gettinpunched

in the boob>>
 hurts

just as bad as getting kicked in the balls..

...at least we dont fall to the ground crying..


^just proves girls are stronger than guys.

not my format.




"You just elbowd my boob"
"You just boobed my elbow.."

 

 

 

3,051 children lost a parent.

 2,819 lives were taken in the attacks.
 
1,609 people lost their wife/husband/boyfriend/girlfriend.
 
20 percent of Americans knew someone hurt/killed in the attacks.
 
1 day changed the world.
One day we will never forget.

9/11/2001.
 
Cop: When is your birthday?

Me: April 20th

  Cop: What year?

Me: Every year.

 Cop: Well played.....
  













 
 lol fav if you get it:)













 

 

just because i don't start
the conversation, doesn't mean i'm not dying to speak to you.

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