DrakeZebras

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Joined: February 25, 2012
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Did You Know...
Adele, Leona Lewis, & Jessie J all went to the same High School in the exact same year.
@GoogleFacts

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LOOKING AT YOUR HAIR UNDER WATER
AND FEELING LIKE A MERMAID.
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True Yolo.

French Boy: Bonjour belle, je t'aime
British Boy: You look gorgeous today love.
Australlian Boy: I was going to go surfing with my mates but then i laid my eyes on you. 
Italian Boy: Ciao Belle, te amo.
Latin Guys: Hola bonita que aqui hay una rosa. 
American Boy: Yo shawty you look smokin' today, get on yo knees and suck it.
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So I got al l dressed up, was looking alright.

My mom asked me where I was going. My sad, sad reply. . .

"To the bathroom, I need a new profile picture."

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
when Phineas and Ferb never go to school
because "it's summer"
BUT THERE'S A CHRISTMAS EPISODE.
MQ.MF

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Everything is made in China.
Except babies, they're made in VaChina.




 

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I've always wanted to say:

"Hi, my name is _______ and you're watching Disney Channel!"

*Draws Mickey outline*

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I'm team Jacob.
Why?  because I know what it's like to love someone and they don't love you back.
 
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Friend 1: Omg my boyfriend sent me the cutest message ever about how much he loves me!
Friend 2: Omg the guy I like sent me a message about how beautiful he thinks I am!
Me: Sometimes people on witty fave my quotes. It's very touching. 

 
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