LameJokes

Status: Did you hear about the guy who didn't pay for his exorcism? He got re-possessed.
Joined: June 15, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 363149
Gender: F
This is a collection of somewhat "lame" jokes that I found on the internet for some good, clean amusment.
I do not take ownership for any of these jokes unless otherwise stated.

Quotes by LameJokes

What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bull-dozer.

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Why did the elephant get kicked out of the water park?
He kept dropping his trunks.

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Why did the mate take a prune out to dinner?
He couldn't get a date.

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What kind of horses go out after dusk?
Nightmares.

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A man walks into a drum kit.
Bah-dum tsh.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.

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What did one snowman say to the other?
"Do you smell carrots?"

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Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.

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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesarus.

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What kind of girl does a zombie take to the prom?
Anyone he can dig up.

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