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I eat pizza. Because they say "you are what you eat" and I want to be the best thing ever
Calling someone stupid
doesn't make yoany smarter.

Teachers gain like 30 cool points when they yell at
that one kid everyone hates
Period: How about an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
Period: Where's your tic tac box filled with ibuprofen?
Period: For dinner, you're eating an entire bag of Reece's Peanut Butter Cups.
Period: You didn't like that new pair of underwear, right?
Period: Yell at a puppy.
Math really isn't one of my strengths
4+4=I h9 my life

Last year,

I stopped at a flower shop to order flowers for my mother who lives 200 miles away. As I got out of my car I noticed a young girl sitting on the curb crying.
I asked her whats wrong and she siad "I wanted to buy a red rose for my mother but I only have 25 cents and a rose costs 2 dollars."
I smiled and told her I'd buy her a rose. After I bought her a rose and ordered my moms flowers, I offered the girl a ride home. She said "yes please! Can you take me to my mother?" She directed me to a cemetery where she placed the rose on a freshly dug grave.... I was in shock and after I drove the girl home I went back to the flower shop, canceled my order, picked up a bouquet and drove 200 miles to my mothers house at 9:30 at night....

I'll always respect the number one woman in my life.

I heard that drinking too much Starbucks
Can cause a latte problems.

This kid in my grade posted
a picture of his mcdonald's cup with two straws on Instgram and he wrote:
"McDonalds Logic: gives you two straws when you order one drink"
and this other kid wrote underneath that caption:
"McDonalds Logic: gives you two chins when you order one Big Mac"

How to put on skinny jeans:

1. Grab belt loops

2. Jump around like a bunny

3. Twerk for a few minutes

4. Lunge left

5. Lunge right

Don't you ever say

that I just walked away

♥ I will always want you