clarabbang

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friendly reminder
taylor swift and adele are the same age and one of them is married and pregnant while
the other is still mentally stuck in middle school

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jimmy365
celeb

"When you turn 21, you can legally do all the things you have been doing since you were 13"
-Jenna Marbles

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im_only_me
funny

• click to see this quote •

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MeganFantasticT
funny

In a interview
Selena gomez said "i only like zayn in one direction."

In another

interview harry said "i only like justin bieber in jelena."

NMF/Quote by OneDirection

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伤*
funny

I bet there's going to be more teenagers;
at the premiere of Monsters Inc. 2 than little kids.

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Sunny1703
funny

I WAS HUNGRY SO I BOUGHT SOME ANIMAL CRACKERS AT TARGET.

Cashier guy: Ok that will be 1.39
Me: Uh can I get a bag too please?
Cashier guy: *Gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
Me: Thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
Cashier guy: What just be like "YEAH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
Cashier guy (As I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL!
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andreapicii
funny

A conversation I overheard at a bar

Guy 1: Hey there.
Guy 2 Hey. What's up?
Guy 1: Nothing much. I just want to say you're really cute.
Guy 2: Thanks dude!
Guy 1: So who are you here with?
Guy 2: Oh my girlfriend just went to the bathroom.
Guy 1: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were straight.
Guy 2: It's cool, man.
Guy 1: You don't mind me calling you cute?
Guy 2: Hey, a compliment's a compliment, no matter who it comes from.

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