kaylaann
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I feel so bad for women competing
in the olympics while on their
period.
Teacher: You're late.
Student: I'm late?
Teacher: You missed an entire period.
Student:
Teacher:
Student:
Teacher:
Student: Are you telling me I'm pregnant?.
To realize the value of ONE YEAR
ask a student who failed a grade
To realize the value of ONE MONTH
ask a monther who gave birth to a premature baby
To realize the value of ONE WEEK
ask the editor of a weekly newspaper
To realize the value of ONE DAY
ask the person who was born on February 29th
To realize the value of ONE HOUR
ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.
To realize the value of ONE MINUTE
ask the person who missed the train
To realize the vaulue of ONE SECOND
ask the person who just advoided an accident
To realize the value of ONE MILLISECOND
ask the person who won silver medal in the olympics
While walking down
the street I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the
same woman for 50 years."
I was touched until I heard him say, "I wish she knew."
I was touched until I heard him say, "I wish she knew."
american
kid:
"so, you're from the uk? cool! so do you have tea with
the Queen?"
british kid:
"do you go to mcdonalds with Obama?"
british kid:
"do you go to mcdonalds with Obama?"
Did You Know...
Adele, Leona Lewis, & Jessie
J all went to the same High School in the exact same
year.
@GoogleFacts
