luvmeplz

Status: just another average girl who is obsessed with witty <3
Joined: February 21, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 350875
Gender: F

luvmeplz's Favorite Quotes

format-br0kenwings LEAVE THIS HERE PLEASE.

Everytime I see you standing there,
it feels like I'm running out of air.
 

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Please don't remove this!


"Dude, I wasn't that drunk."

"You were cutting pineapples yelling,
'SPONGEBOB I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!'"









Is there an auto-correct that
works on life decisions?







 


Don't call a girl
S|ut if she's wearing short shorts
A b-tch if she's proving a point
A flirt when she's just bing nice
Obsessive when she's just in love



“Truth or dare” 
“Truth”
“What’s your credit card number”

 

 

Here's some serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits.
Don't try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest a.ssholes when they've had enough.


if you think 
I’m attractive, you probably have the world’s lowest standards

 

A baby's laugh is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear.

Unless it's 2am.

And you're home alone.

And you don't have a baby.






there's  got  to  be  some  way

TO GET YOU TO WANT ME LIKE BEFORE.

 


My computer screen is
brighter than my future.
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