soccerxgirlx97

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Joined: February 9, 2010
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user id: 100763
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Gabriella

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thank you family for putting empty boxes in the pantry.
i'm having disappointment for breakfast.



 
180 0 yourcool yourcool
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Potatoes have skin.

I have skin.

therefore, i am a potato.

196 3 Maddyhj Maddyhj
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Looking at Halloween costumes online for teen girls and thinking, "Well that's a nice costume. Now where's the rest of it?"
 
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Me: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.
Parents: Okay, let me just get dressed..
AND CALL THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD,
CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE, WRITE A
BOOK, MAKE A 3 COURSE MEAL, DIG A
HOLE TO CHINA, FIND A CURE FOR CANCER.

Parents: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.
Me: *putting shoes on*
Parents: DAMMIT. WHY DO YOU TAKE SO LONG TO
DO EVERYTHING. WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE THAT
THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU?
YOU ARE SO SELFISH.

199 2 ilovepenguins46 ilovepenguins46
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Ride unicorns,
Not dicks.


 

140 8 _Invisible_Love _Invisible_Love
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chubby,
single and
ready for
a pringle.

236 0 yourcool yourcool
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I miss being a kid. I miss birthday parties in class with cupcakes and spelling tests with the extra word being "happiness". I miss being able to run around playing freeze tag all day without getting tired then putting my head on the pillow at night and knocking right out with no worries or cares in the world. I miss eating however much I wanted without a second thought, and curling up on the couch with a good book and not getting up until I was good and done. I miss running home to watch Power Rangers and the Fresh Prince of BelAir and waking up on saturday mornings for cartoons. I miss not being stressed, when everything was pure and simple. But what I miss most of all, was the time that seemed to never run out.
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       The internet is alot like ancient Egypt,
       People writing on walls and worshiping cats. 
      

      
      
      


   
       
         

       



 
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       Stupid girls make up rumors,
       Because they're bored with their own lifes.   
      

      
      
      


   
       
         

       



 
154 9 MyMindBook MyMindBook
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