Quotes added on Tuesday, June 17 2014

My lesson was definitely learned today...never to do anything last minute.

I went to see my new manager today about when I start my new job and he said that I have to work at 7am until 5pm on Saturdays!  I mean come on 7 f*cking am in the morning! I be asleep at that time WTF but the rest of the week I get to start around 11am...and I only get 2 days off which are Fridays and Sundays...its not fair but whatever:/

My lesson was definitely learned today...never to do anything last minute.

I'm strong, because I've been weak. I'm fearless, because I've been afraid. I'm wise, because I've been foolish.

Me a nerd? 

Haha no. 

I'm just making sure I don't end up working at McDonalds with you in the future.

I hate when celebrities get on TV and tell us to donate to some charity... B*tch you make like 10+ million a movie.....You send money!

Teacher: "What is your favorite musical instrument?" 

Student: "The lunch bell."

I hate watching shows once a week cos I’m more of a season a day kind of person.

That awkward moment when someone asks you, "what's wrong" and they're the problem.

I am currently experiencing life at about 15 wtf's per hour