Ms. Susie had a steamboat the steamboat had a bell *ding, ding*

Ms. Susie had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell
*ding, ding*
Ms. Susie went to heaven
the steamboat went to Hell-
-o operator, please give me number 9
and if you disconect me,

I'll chop off your behind-
-the refrigerator,
there  laid a peice of glass,
ms susie say upon it,
and broke her little as-
-k me no more questions,
tell me no more lies,
the boys are in the bathroom,
zipping up their flies-
-are in the meadow,
bees are in the hives
Ms. Susie and her boyfriend,
are kissing in the
D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K,
dark, dark, darker than the ocean,
darker than the trees,
darker than the underwear my mommy gave to me
i know i know my ma
i know i know my pa
i know i know my sister with the 40 acre bra
my mommy is godzilla
and my daddy is kingkong
 &im the little rascal who made up this whole song
so long!