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Today I was watching Spongebob, they were putting a donkey in
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calling him a jackass. Oh what the little kids don't know...
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posted December 22, 2010 at 10:59pm UTC tagged with
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Be Careful What You Wish For... Chapter 3 I was afraid of what was coming next. I couldn't remember half of the crazy stuff I wished for. School was normal, thank God. When I got home there were tons of beautiful dolls, and Barbies in my room. Oh yeah thats right, I loved dolls when I was younger. I decided to keep a few of the nice, really expensive ones. I'm just gonna give the rest to my old elementary school. I had no idea how all of this was happening, but it was. Then I realized I wished for like 7 unicorns. I don't think thats going to happen. But if it does then something really weird is going on... comment? fav? should i keep going?? srry its short!
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When guys get jealous it's kinda cute (': When girls get jealous World war III is about to start.
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