Stages of a middle school relationship:
1 [2-5 days] "The Awkward Stage" -the said couple has just started going out and finds itstrangely awkward to make any kind of contact towards one another at all.
2 [2-3 weeks] "Super-Duper Flirty Stage" the couple will now engage in non-stop talking, texting, flirting, etc.. up until the point where it's almost un-bearable.
3 [3-4 weeks] "Lovey-Dovey Stage" the couple will now give each other what they think are "cute" pet names, hold hands, hug etc.. anywhere and everywhere. *Note, this is usually the stage at which you're ready to slap one of them in the face with a shovel.
4 [1-1 1/2 weeks] "PMS Stage" the couple will make an argument out of anything and everything possible.
5 [1-2 weeks]"Normal Stage" The couple will now seem to be acting as some what normal towards one another,almost as they did before they were going out.
6 [1 week]"Uh-oh.. Stage" the couple is slowly drifting apart and nobody knows why.
7 [no specific time alloted] "Break-up" the couple (this tast usually preformed by the male) will now break up, and never talk to one another;hence ruining any type of friendship they had before.
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