My Dad: Why didn't you eat a lot last night?
Me: I was on a diet
My Dad: Just last night?
Me: Yeah, but now I'm on a light diet. If the light's on, I'm eating. (witty quote)
My Dad: Some people are on seafood diets. They see food, and they eat it.
Me: *Can't stop laughing laughing*
NMF/MY QUOTE/TRUE STORY
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